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Wednesday, December 14, 2005

Return to Brokeback Mountain: The Lion, the Witch, the Ape, and the Closet

Dr Kinsey: Tell me Mr Kong, when did you realize Anne Darrow was in love with you?

Kong: Well, after things went so poorly in theatre, we went underground & she did some reading on Koko the Ape. Subsequently, she taught me the very same sign language we are employing for this interview. She went through all that trouble to communicate with me, and then I knew that our affection was mutual. We racked our brains for a place where our love would be socially acceptable. We've been here on Brokeback Mountain in Southwestern Narnia since our honeymoon. You know, after coming out of the wardrobe, this is the last untamed place on earth.

Dr Kinsey: Would you care to elaborate?

Kong: No, not really. But maybe you can answer a question for me: why are you wearing that lion suit?

Dr. Kinsey: It really turns on the White Witch.


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